The hOnest trUth About mEN~~

[melody]

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome & nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice & heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men , have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice & have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice & have money & thank God are straight, are shy, & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!.

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!

 

[jeffblazed]

look like it might be true.....but well its a subjective stuff..... no straight answer........nice stuff though........

 

[melody]

TQ..
no offence meant..
just wanna share out..

 

[fazrul]

:) no offence taken..hahah...well some true la..

 

[eyong]

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome & nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice & heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men , have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice & have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice & have money & thank God are straight, are shy, & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!.

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!

That would sucks for you isn't it .... bummer ... :mouth_closed:

 

[Tohsan]

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome & nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice & heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men , have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice & have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice & have money & thank God are straight, are shy, & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!.

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?![/QUOTE]

NEITHER IS WOMAN!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:confused_smile: :confused_smile: :confused_smile:

 

[evo4g63]

now i only realize i fall in one of the categories... hmmm

 

[satria_95]

melody,
hahaha That's kinda funny. hehe At least men won't be labelled free public buses when something-something happens. Know what I mean? hehe

 

[eyong]

free public buses ...

Would that be the Bas Kilang, Bas Pekerja, Bas Sekolah, Thailand-Malaysia mini-bus, Intrakota, Bas Mini Wilayah (BMW's), Foh Hup, N-S Transional, or those double-decker 1st Class-type? :confused_smile:

 

[devious17]

TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY….A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO :


50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little Yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone


hehehehehehh..............and you say you dont understand men?

 

[ashween]

i'm non of the above.....

but if u turn all the above list opposite way...it will define women....hehehehe

 

[eyong]

Wow, d_17 ... that really sucks for being men too ...

KNN, CCB, TNS, HKC ...

 

[ultimatevolution7]

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice & have money & thank God are straight, are shy, & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!.

...............................

 

[ashween]

i also never make first move lei....hehehe

 

[Tohsan]

TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY….A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO :


50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little Yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone


hehehehehehh..............and you say you dont understand men?

for once i tot u said its very lean muahahahahahaa

 

[driftkingII]

2. The handsome men are not nice.

Jeng Jeng Jeng found one n here is the pic LOL

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/354/527858383lca4.jpg

Girls avoid him at all cost.

 

[munky]

to be honest the dude on the right looks gay hahaha

 

[calvin9683]

well.....
i hate to say it....
but i hav to admit....
some of it is quite true la.....

nice one nottie!!!
u had created another HOT topic!!!
whahahahaa

 

[simonchangwaimun]

i am number 5 man
not handsome,nice,no money

 

[imoloq]

Another variation:

TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY….A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO :


50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little Yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer and food.