About me:
Hey random viewer of my MySpace page. First of all, DO NOT MESSAGE ME JUST TO ASK ABOUT MY EYES!!! I’m aware that they are freakishly round and I don't need anyone on here to point that out to me. I have albinism type 1A, if you’re that interest in my eyes, go look it up yourself and stop raping me with questions. It’s a vision problem. Note: Vision problem does not mean I know sign language or karate, and if you ask “how many fingers I’m holding up”, I will hunt you down and flog you.
I also know that I’m pale; I don’t see what the big deal is. I live in Washington and everyone should know by now that Seattle hasn’t seen the sun since the invention of sliced bread. So no, a car did not hit me, nor was I struck by lightning. TV’s, stereos, and light fixtures will not explode when I’m near them. Also stop comparing me to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. That is so insulting, I have perfect poster and how dare you label me as French!!!
Those are my real pictures. I didn’t find some strange person off the street to model in my room for your online entertainment. Where you people get these ideas I will never know. I do enjoy sex; however I am not actually a tree nymph. It’s ironic how people tend to believe the opposite on that one.
Oh and please don’t add me if you have to type every other letter in capitals. It’s such a strain to read and I am lazy.
To the sex deprived men: my breasts are the first of ten displaying in my picture index, so please stop asking what cup size I am. My name, age and location are on my profile so don’t add me if the only thing you looked at was my pictures. I hate repeating myself. You know; laziness and all.
If you have a problem with my pictures or what I’ve said then exit my profile. I’m not forcing you to read it. There’s really no need to message me with “your eyes are weird”. I think the sky is blue but I don’t go messaging you about it. Starting shit with online strangers is immature and a waste of both our time. We’re supposed to be making MySpace friends. If the point of it was to cause drama, there would be a section for MySpace enemies. If you absolutely MUST tell me how unattractive/cynical/emo I am to you, what you'll get is an angry message filled with profanity in return. After that, I will block you and post your comment and profile in my Ode To My Eyes Blog for everyone too see. I'm really not that bitchy, but I'm so sick of the whole "You used Photo Shop on your pictures didn't you, you horrible person!!!" I don't even know what that is, but apparently using it is some kind of mortal sin.
With that being said, I’m Vee! Vee Licious is my non-existent porn name. I live in an overpriced four bedroom cardboard box and can eat more then most overweight men. I’m ****** a homophobic drummer with orgasmically sexy hair and will be pushing out his child sometime in May.
I like spicy food, texture and emptying whole busses with my obnoxious behavior! My weaknesses are Hoho’s and Vash the Stampede :) I have a strong hatred for anything dealing with rap or the Atkins diet. Ok, maybe I am this bitchy hehe. Feel free to add me if you want, as long as I don't have to grab the Ebonics Dictionary to understand what you're saying, I'm sure we'll get along. If you want to talk to me on MSN, or AIM send me a message! And have a look at all my pictures. There are some of my weird, yet alluring drawings... enjoy!
