> HI Guys , Girls, Gays,
>
> SLEEPY , Take a break !!
>
>
> A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of
> their dead grandmother arrived from the States.
>
> It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed
> inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
>
> When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:
>
>
> 'Dear Cousins,
>
> I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be
> cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin.
>
> Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
>
> You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu,
> 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
>
> Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new
> pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy.
>
> Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the
> sizes are correct.
>
> Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others
> are for my nephews.
>
> Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is
> wearing are for the boys.
>
> The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty
> Pei Pei ,
>
> Ah ma is wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.
> Please take them.
>
> The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah ma is wearing must be divided among my
> teenage cousins.
>
> Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not feeling well nowadays.
>
> I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too....'
>
> SLEEPY , Take a break !!
>
>
> A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of
> their dead grandmother arrived from the States.
>
> It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed
> inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
>
> When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:
>
>
> 'Dear Cousins,
>
> I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be
> cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin.
>
> Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
>
> You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu,
> 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
>
> Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new
> pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy.
>
> Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the
> sizes are correct.
>
> Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others
> are for my nephews.
>
> Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is
> wearing are for the boys.
>
> The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty
> Pei Pei ,
>
> Ah ma is wearing theTiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.
> Please take them.
>
> The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah ma is wearing must be divided among my
> teenage cousins.
>
> Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not feeling well nowadays.
>
> I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too....'
